Suck on that, Santa Fe Reporter!
What inspired this entry is that my brother came to visit me in Santa Fe for the first time. Like me, he appreciates good food. Except for a few things. For example: he loves a burrito chain called Freebirds (look it up). I personally can't stand burrito chains like this or Chipotle. I also don't believe in burritos that aren't smothered in green chile sauce. New Mexican-style, mutha-ucka!
Thus started my search for the best burritos. I asked around and ate around and this is what I came up with:
The Cheap Ass Burritos: Burrito Spot- is my favorite for college drunken burritos. When you're wasted/sloshed/drizzunk, nothing taste better than a 4 dollar B-Spot burrito. Just don't eat the lettuce, you will get E.coli (shout out, Lydia!)
Baja Tacos- are probably my favorite cheap burritos (they're about 5 bucks). The potatoes are more like hash browns, the green chiles are cooked in, and there's lots of flavor! My other favorite is that this taste good an hour later (I can never eat a whole burrito in one sitting. So I prefer burritos that can sit in my purse, while I take a drunk nap, then wake-up and it's hangover food!)
Posa's- has great burritos, if you don't mind a small mess. The green chile is cooked inside, which is yum. But the potatoes are a little bland, and frankly, while I don't mind messy dishes, I don't like burrito juice off wiping my arms.
Restaurant- Burritos: The Pantry- I believe has the best breakfast burritos. Or at least that's what I hear. Personally, I almost always eat their Buenos Dias plate. I can say without a doubt that Pantry Fries are the best homestyle fries in the city. (suck on that, Tecolote!) Their green chile is incredibly flavorful and the eggs are always perfectly cooked. Pantry is my absolute favorite go-to place to eat. (Also: try their Pantry burger. Yuuuuuummmmm!)
The Tune-Up- Once again, I've never had the burritos here, but everything else I have had here (like the enchiladas or buffalo burgers) has been crazy delish! The dining area is cozy, but tiny. Sit outside if possible.
Santa Fe Baking Company- I think I have had their burrito, but it wasn't the most memorable thing I've had here. Their food is amazing, so I like to try most everything they have (like their omelettes and their blue corn.)
Aztec Cafe- This is probably my least favorite breakfast burrito. There's black beans on the inside and no potatoes. Boo. the green chile was kinda bland. I have also had their Breakfast Sandwich and it was kinda wah-wah. Maybe it's cos I wen here at like 2 in the afternoon, right before they stopped serving breakfast....
Spiciest Burrito: Horseman's Haven:
So I started eating at Horseman's Haven this semester. Now, I loooove spicy food. And this totally fulfills my needs. It's almost too spicy; the level 1 is that kinda of spicy that is face-sweating, jaw-pounding, clean your sinuses spicy. In fact, one time I had a stuffy nose and decided to go to Horseman's specifically to clear it. The breakfast burrito doesn't much matter as long as that green chile is on it. But I did have it for breakfast the next day and it was good!
HOWEVER, the Level 2 made me cry, made my jaw clench, and made my stomach turn.
And I only dipped a chip in the sauce! I couldn't finish my level one meal.
Favorite ABQ Burrito: Sophia's Place: Right, so I really only eat one place in Albuquerque. And it's this place. My mom and I saw it once on Food Network. I've probably eaten here 4 times. And I've probably only eaten in ABQ 7 times. Do the math.
What's cool about this burrito is that you have your choice of beef, chicken, or carnitas to add to the usual potatos, eggs, and cheese. And it's smothered in their fantastic green chile! Their duck tacos and their blue corn pancakes are to die for, and their bison burger might be the best burger I've ever eaten in New Mexico. Just saying.....